the fashion world was left up in arms and sir west threw a fittingly suited tantrum as word of hedi leaving the house of dior spread on the wings of the wind. with many stones unturned, many questions arose. would he begin his own line? whom would be his predecessor? what would a genius do?… kris van assche, current designer of dior homme, is wickedly deserving but we’re all playing where in the world is carmen san diego for this eponymous line of slimane’s to no resolve. you influenced the kaiser to embrace the aesthetic thus he’s 41 lbs lighter & impacted the street kids with silhouette chicness. so what art thou up to? still, there’s no word but we miss you; i miss you hedi. come home.

pledging allegiance,